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Just how bad is the Texans’ offense against the NFL’s worst defense? Matt Schaub was sacked for a 7-yard loss by Shaun Smith. Then Eric Winston was called for a second false start. Guess Eric never played in front of…

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Mario Williams just blew past offensive tackle Joe Thomas for his sixth sack. That’s the first sack that Thomas, Cleveland’s No. 1 pick, allowed this season. Derek Anderson fumbled, but Thomas recovered it. The defense did an outstanding job, forcing…

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For the sixth time, the Texans reached Cleveland territory. For the second time, they’ve turned it over. This time, the culprit was Owen Daniels. It was his third fumble, tying him with Matt Schaub for the team lead. Unbelievable! Schaub…

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When the Browns got the ball back, they had a 10-play, 64-yard drive that ended with Phil Dawson’s 25-yard field goal that boosted the Cleveland lead to 17-10 with 7:24 to play. Jamal Lewis came to life with four carries…

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This is getting ridiculous. The defense stopped the Browns on three downs, and the offense got the ball at its 45. Ron Dayne ran for 4 yards. Then Matt Schaub threw a terrible pass over the middle that went right…

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The Texans are paying a steep price for their offensive ineptness in Cleveland territory. The Texans have had six possessions in the first half, and five have been in Cleveland’s end of the field, and all they have to show…

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Here’s why the Texans wallow in mediocrity. When they commit a turnover, the opponent scores. The Browns scored their touchdown after Matt Schaub was intercepted. That’s 101 points by opponents off the Texans’ turnovers. When the Texans actually get a…

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The Texans were on the move again. They’ve moved the ball well since the game began, but they have only one touchdown to show for it because they failed on a fourth-down attempt and because Matt Schaub just threw an…

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Matt Schaub completed four of five passes on the scoring drive, taking the Texans from their 39 to their first touchdown and a 7-0 lead. Schaub completed passes of 18 yards to Andre Johnson, 12 to Owen Daniels and 12…

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Eric Winston killed the Texans’ second drive with a false start on first down. Two short passes and a 3-yard run by Ron Dayne left them with fourth-and-1 at their 20. Matt Turk, who has been very inconsistent over the…

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