Sports 4 Dorks

What a week! First the Cubs land their number one off-season target in Kosuke Fukudome, less than 24 hours later Jim Hendry non-tendered Mark Prior and then the Mitchell Report was released. Fortunately there was not a current Cub mentioned in the report but several former Northsiders were on the list….

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Do not be confused into thinking that George Mitchell’s report released yesterday is some sort of all inclusive report that includes every player who has done or is doing HGH/Steroids. It is only a small sampling. It is only the players they were able to catch red handed.
Jose Canseco calls the report a joke and […]

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The New York Yankees and Alex Rodriguez have agreed to a 10-year contract worth $275 million. From Yahoo! News article: “The whole thing was a mistake. It was a huge debacle,” A-Rod said Thursday after finalizing his $275 million, 10-year contract. “For me it was very stressful. It was a very humbling experience. […]

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If you’ve been living under a rock and haven’t heard, the Mitchell Report came out yesterday. It’s an interesting read, kind of like a bad romance novel. Take this guy McNamee for example. He was a total slut. He stuck Clemens, Pettite, even Chuck “where is first base again?” Knoblach in the behind with needles. […]

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Miami Heat: How best to sum up Miami’s latest loss (which dropped them 10 games below .500)? Well, for starters, Chris Quinn (??) was their leading scorer with a career-high 22 points. Shaq was limited to 26 minutes due first to foul trouble and then to plain old ineffectiveness as the Heat played better using […]

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Perverts of the world rejoice! A UK-based grad student named Joe Malia has invented a device that will allow you to post to your sports blog at work or view online porn at the public library. It’s the Techno Privacy Scarf!!
Who needs dignity and self-esteemwhen you have porn and privacy?Want to send a naughty text […]

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I really needed to ask him one question. About something pretty significant. (First I would have thrown out the…

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We’re not about to tell you that the New Orleans Hornets, sans Peja Stojakovic and starting Jannero Pargo, are…

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A look around the league and the web that covers it. It’s also important to note that the rotation order and…

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Peter Vecsey comes through with the latest in a series of columns that have essentially been culled from hidden…

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