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“Coach…it hurts when I suck.”Cleveland Cavaliers: The Cavs hit a missing rung in their climb back to semi-respectability, losing 90-81 to the Atlanta Hawks. Lebron James scored more points in the fourth quarter (14) than any of his teammates did in the entire game. Seriously, the Cavs (James excepted) shot the ball like they were […]

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I don’t know what is more entertaining, the fact that
Washington Wizards rookie Nick "The City" Young referred to fellow rookie
Oleksiy Pecherov as "The White Hole," or the fact that Wizards announcers Phil
Chenier and Steve Buckhantz misheard the newest Wizards nickname as … well, a
"white [garden tool]."
We’ll let you decide.

(Hat-tip: Awful
Announcing.)

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Allen Iverson scored 35 points, including a fade-away jumper and two free throws in the final 30 seconds, and Carmelo Anthony added 26 as the Denver Nuggets held off the Minnesota Timberwolves 111-108 on Saturday night.

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Corey Maggette scored 31 points and rookie Al Thornton added 15 of his 22 in the fourth quarter and overtime, leading the Los Angeles Clippers to a 120-107 victory over the New Jersey Nets on Saturday night.

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The Bulls stayed perfect this season against Detroit, using a strong fourth-quarter defensive effort to beat the Pistons 97-81 Saturday night.

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Al Harrington scored 27 points, Andris Biedrins added 20 and the Warriors beat the Bucks 119-99 on Saturday night.

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The Dallas Mavericks beat Seattle 111-96 Saturday night to hand the reeling SuperSonics their 10th straight loss.

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Yao Ming had 21 points and 14 rebounds, and Houston beat San Antonio 83-81, the Spurs’ fourth loss in six games.

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Jamal Crawford scored 22 points and Nate Robinson added 19, including a banked jumper with 2:20 left that put New York ahead to stay, and the Knicks beat Miami 88-84.

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