Sports 4 Dorks

Yes, I got the link from the comments page of a blog
post that says some really nice things about me, but I’m damned if I do and
damned if I don’t in this situation.

And if I don’t, you don’t get to see the "Make your own Sam
[Mitchell]" thread. So, damn it, I’m
posting this thing.

The Toronto Raptors coach is easily one of the more
entertaining sideline stalkers the league has seen over the last few years, and
yet, he might be the third-craziest coach in Raptors history.

After all, Kevin
O’Neill put a decade’s worth of manic outbursts into one quick (the 2003-04
season, alone) term as Raptor coach, and Butch
Carter slowly went mad during his successful run in turning the expansion
Raptors into playoff
participants.

For more, be sure to check out The
Flagrancy’s 50 Dubious Moments in Raptor History of the Raptors and Other
Capitalized Words About Toronto’s Basketball Team of the National Basketball
Association.

But, above all, look through the "Make
Your Own Sam" thread.

As an added treat, here’s a video of Mitchell watching Kris
Humphries pull a dove out of his uniform and release it into the Air Canada
Centre rafters (off camera).